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You’re like ice cream cake out there- overkill.
Jared to Evan
When the opportunity presents itself to flip the table, you flip the table.
Connor Murphy
I love my dead gay son!
Larry Murphy at some point
- Evan: I told them we wrote emails.
- Jared: Evan, email is for geeks and pedophiles.
- Zoe: Hey, I'm a lesbian.
- Connor: I thought you were American
- Jared: Alright *turns to Connor* punch me.
- Connor: I'm sorry, what?
- Jared: Can't you hear? Punch me in the face.
- Connor: I always hear 'punch me in the face' while talking to you, but it's usually just subtext.
- Larry: *sneezes*
- Evan: *scared scream*
- Cynthia: Good Job, Larry, you scared Evan.
- Larry: I sneezed! Oh, I'm not allowed to sneeze?
- Jared, Zoe, and Evan.
- Evan: Come on, guys! I'm straight as everybody here in this room.
- (Jared and Zoe look at each other)
- Evan: God damnit
Lying: It’s the responsible thing to do!
Jared