based on this hilarious post
making stupid comics to distract from the sads seems to be becoming a theme for me
thanks again @gayradwhitedad for my new musical filled life
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Dear Evan Hansen, how are you? I’m fine. Okay, I’m not fine! You got me! God, you’re good.
Evan
When the opportunity presents itself to flip the table, you flip the table.
Connor Murphy
- Cynthia: So you’re gay, Connor?
- Connor: Yeah.
- Cynthia: Ok, just checking.
- Evan: So I looked into his beautiful green eyes-
- Cynthia: You too, Evan? I mean I’m happy for you both, but does anyone here date girls?
- Alana: I do.
- Evan: *wearing a Moose hat*
- Connor: would you take off that?
- Evan: why?
- Connor: Is a Moose on a Jew.
- Evan: it's Christmas, is a reminder.
After finding happy music on Connor's spotify
- Zoe: What the fuck happened to you? Are you haunted? are you fucking POSSESSED? YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER!
- Connor: I had a case of the Mondays! I had those old Monday blues!
- Connor: It's no wonder you have no friends.
- Evan: I have friends!
- Connor: Oh, yeah? Name one.
- Evan: You.
- Connor: That's right. and you had to MAKE. ME. UP.
- Evan: That's a mean question! I'm not answering that!
- Connor: Come on, it's just a question. If you had to punch someone in the group- if you HAD to- who would you punch?
- Evan: I'm not answering that. We're all friends. Why would I punch anyone?
- Connor: It would be Jared, wouldn't it?
- Evan: Yeah, but I don't know why.
- Evan: *steps toward Connor*
- Connor: *flinches*
- Connor: Whoa! What are you doing?
- Evan: Are you serious? I was going to hug you.
- Zoe: Connor had a lot of ups and downs, may he Rest In Peace.
- Evan: he died?
- Zoe: no, but I hope he does. He stole a lot of $20s out of my purse.
- Evan: But you’re supposed to be dead!
- Connor: Yeah, and you’re supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps, you six-piece chicken McNobody.